Tom Haverfoods Your Favorite Fish! (just read)

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So for those of you who don't watch the TV show Parks and Recreation, there was a scene this season where Tom talks about the nicknames he comes up with for food.

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So, some examples are:
-Forks are food rakes
-Sandwiches are sammies, sandoozles, or Adam Sandlers
-Fried chicken is fry fry chickie chick

They also came up with a website: http://tomhaverfoods.com/

Basically, there aren't any set rules on the names, they just have to refer to the item in question with the goal being humor.


SO LET'S DO IT FOR FISH! I'll start

-Discus are dinner plates
-Bichirs are creepers or solid snakes
-Vampire Tetras are draculas
-Blood parrots are frankensteins
-Clown loaches are pennywizzles or puppy dogs
-Angelfish are Jesus henchmen
-Archerfish are water snipers or brackish artillery

Your turn!
 
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