'1' Blaming your farts on me..... not funny... not funny at all !!!
'2' Yelling at me for barking. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG
[FONT=Comic Sans MS, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial]'3' Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway? [/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial]'4'Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it! [/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial]'5'Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home. [/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial]'6' The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain. [/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial]'7' Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back! [/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial]'8' Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet. [/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial]'9' Dog sweaters. Hello ??? Haven't you noticed the fur?[/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial]'10' How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous.[/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial]Now lay off me on some of these things. We both know who's boss here! You don't see me picking up your poop do you?[/FONT]
'2' Yelling at me for barking. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG
[FONT=Comic Sans MS, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial]'3' Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway? [/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial]'4'Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it! [/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial]'5'Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home. [/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial]'6' The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain. [/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial]'7' Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back! [/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial]'8' Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet. [/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial]'9' Dog sweaters. Hello ??? Haven't you noticed the fur?[/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial]'10' How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous.[/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial]Now lay off me on some of these things. We both know who's boss here! You don't see me picking up your poop do you?[/FONT]
