Crafted from the finest exotic chinese plywood, exclusively imported by Home Depot. Assembled with high quality screws made of actual metal. Any slight imperfections were meticulously filled with a specially formulated wood putty, and sanded to a semi-smooth finish in a painstaking process lasting several minutes. It is then coated with a special water-resistant primer. Finally, the deep, rich, black topcoat of pure latex paint is applied by hand, using a specially manufactured rolling device made of high-tech foam. It is then allowed to dry naturally in a climate-controlled basement. It is designed to accomodate a tank of any size, as long as it is 20 gallons or less. It is highly customizable, as it may be configured in any of two ways: shelf-installed, or shelf-removed. Enjoy.
