WANKY WAYS of De-Cycling your tank!

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Jack Dempsey
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Ok I'm pretty sure most of us here already know how to cycle a fish tank. You just add an ammonia source and the Beneficial Bacteria would start grow and start to break down the toxic ammonia into.... BLA BLA BLA, Whatever. Such things belong to the Setup and Filtration section.

What I want to know is how would you de-cycle your tank. But not the usual way like taking out the fish, rinsing the filter media with tap water..... or any of those nerdy fish methods. This is THE LOUNGE, where the words "nerdy" and "fish" doesn't exist! Or so I think.


So come up with some wanky ways on how to nuke those little guys which keeps your fishes healthy to their death.
Doesn't matter if it is just imaginary or you really do it :banhim:, or if it even make sense! Just post all of 'em here.

Lets see how :screwy:-up can MFK be!
 
I'll start first.

- Drop a few tablets of Panadols into my tank :D
- Drain the tank and fill it up with egg yolks, YUCKS!
- Use the Toothbrush of Bacteria annihilation and kill each of them, one at a time!
- Take a crap in my tank. :banhim:
 
i clean my tanks with soap and bleach. my black gravel turned white.
 
I'll play your crazy little game

I would first build the worlds first totally submerged miniature nuclear power reactor. Then let it melt down inside my tank.
 
put kool aid in my tank and stir the water up, then add ice
 
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