Warning All Fishkeepers, Dangerous New Species Discovered

[Supergeorge123]

According to a study recently published in the scientific journal Reddit, a dangerous new species of porpoise has been discovered that seeks the extinction of all non mammalian aquatic species. The species has been named Adolphin Hitler. To quote the journal:

"Adolphin Hitler. Believe mammals are the dominant species and all fish must perish"

It is recommended that all fishkeepers install flipper resistant lids on their aquariums. The full article can be read here: https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/885k0d/adolphin_hitler_believes_mammals_are_the_dominant/

 

[fishhead0103666]

Aww, I thought a huge catfish with big teeth had been found . But this is funny so it's ok lol. If someone gets offended and starts playing the "I'm offended" card then this thread is gonna get shut down so fast lol.

 

[Supergeorge123]

As long as no one develops a touch screen for their Oscars we should be ok.

 

[Warborg]

I thought this would be a joke.

 

[Hendre]

Wow this is totally gonna fly..

 

[fishhead0103666]

And the winner for best sarcasm of the year goes to....Hendre! You get a solid gold trophy as a prize.

 

[Deadliestviper7]

As long as no one develops a touch screen for their Oscars we should be ok.

If oscars could they'd bulldoze the world, luckily they are restricted to water

 

[fishhead0103666]

If the earth was flat like flat earthers say then cats would have pushed everything off the edge of earth by now.