Water or Beer

[JuanTamad]

Water and Beer Education

WATER...... It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1
litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more
than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in feces, in other words, we
are consuming 1 kilo of poop!

However, we do not run that risk when drinking beer (or rum,
Whiskey, vodka, wine or other liquors) because alcohol has to go
through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and
Fermenting.

WATER = Poop
BEER = HEALTH
Free yourself of Poop, drink BEER!!!

It is better to drink beer and talk shiit than to drink water and
be
Full of shiit.


There is no need to thank me for this valuable information I am
doing it as a public service.

 

[missyme06]

wise.

 

[Sarcosuchus]

"It is better to drink beer and talk shiit than to drink water and
be
Full of shiit."

Lol that made me laugh...funny thread.

Well, you forgot to mention that alcohol kills brain cells, well plain put you're killing yourself as it's not designed for body. People may say it's good for heart disease and **** but nope. On the other hand, the body needs water. We eat poop? Where does that come from if not from us as we drink water as water makes it possible. And it's the bacteria if that scientific research is true, but not plain poop eaten.

Don't worry too much about eating poop as it's already in your body at this very moment building and building ready to be taken out. So everyone's already full of shiit.

 

[Jesse]

Your definition of "distillation" is flawed. You don't distill beer, you brew it. Concentrated spirits are distilled. Regardless, Dave Barry keenly observed the relationship between water and beer:

"Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer."
-Dave Barry

 

[Sarcosuchus]

Your definition of "distillation" is flawed. You don't distill beer, you brew it. Concentrated spirits are distilled. Regardless, Dave Barry keenly observed the relationship between water and beer:

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Good post by the way.

 

[Euge]

thats hilarious