What Makes 100%?

[The TRUST]

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:



What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder
about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been
to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about
achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?



Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions:



If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z



Is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.



Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%





And,

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%



But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%



And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%



AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S- K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%



So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work
and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's
the -"Bull**** and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

 

[GJC]

LOL I have that one posted in my office, along with this one

 

[Derpeder]

lol..... I like them both.

 

[Cross127]

Wow that is awesome. Although Trust's is wicked cool. Thanks for sharing. I believe 100% is just the stupid saying. How do know if your giving a 100% when there is nothing to compare it to. It's always different. You can try hard but you'll always try differently each time.

 

[hbluehunter]

That is great!!!!

 

[cookiemonster]

M-O-N-S-T-E-R F-I-S-H K-E-E-P-I-N-G=193%!

 

[GJC]

M-O-N-S-T-E-R F-I-S-H K-E-E-P-I-N-G=193%!

Nice!

 

[Arachnar]

lol,funny both of you. I like the poster.

 

[ewurm]

I know what makes 200%. Neo's stocking level.

 

[JuanTamad]

You're almost there, Jed. Find that 2% thing.

T-R-U-S-T

20 + 18 + 21 + 19 + 20 = 98