The next time you find yourself on a plane, sitting next to someone who cannot resist chattering to you endlessly, I urge you to quietly pull your laptop out of your bag, carefully open the screen (ensuring the irritating person next to you can see it), and hit this link.
http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf
http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf
and right about then a air marshall shoots u in the neck with a stun gun
