What's so great about horses?

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You know...there are those girls who are all "oooooh horses!" and talk about them and ride them and sometimes have their own horses and just think horses are the greatest things on earth. And then there are movies and books and all kinds of nonsensicle stuff like that dedicated to horses and the weird, shady subculture associated with horses.

Well, in my experience, horses are big, smelly, somewhat unpredictable, and more dangerous than many less-romanticized animals, for instance, the snakes that people tell me I'm crazy for keeping. So I don't really understand what's so romantic about a couple on a horse riding off into the middle of a grassy field somewhere. Because who wants to have sex when you both smell like a sweaty horse?:screwy:

I mean I don't hate them, but really, what's the big deal?
 
Some can be very attentive like dogs, but imo I agree.. And I'm not sure.. Maybe my little pony is to blame..
 
I like horses....as far away from me as possible. They smell like horsecrap.
 
I think horses are amazing! Not really sure exactly why I feel this way....... it'll come to me.

Horse Haters suck!!:grinyes:
 
i really dont like horses, and imo is a lot of time and money for keeping them, that isn't worth it. then again every person has a different thing...
 
I ride horses and iv been riding since i was four, i hate horse movies and all that bull, I like horses because its a challenge to make something that big do what every you want, plus it gives me thighs and an ass of steel.
horses are only dangerous if you don't know what you are doing. I've never fallen off, iv never been bit, iv been kicked but i kicked back a lot harder, and a horse has only fallen on me once.
 
I've had 3 horses (actually my sister did) and I HATE them. You never know what they're going to do.

They are good for 2 things: Dog food and glue.


/Wants a quad
 
horses aren't unpredictable, you just have to know how to read their body language. hoses love telling you they are gonna bite you, before they will even try to go for it. and i have yet to meet a horse that would bite you while you are looking, they are wussies.
 
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