What's your weirdest dream(s)?

[~A betta named Mowgli~]

I'll tell you mine.

I had a dream I cracked my head open, and then I split my skull in half and I could take pieces of my head off (ewwww...) because I hit my head HARD on my bed. And my parents wouldn't take me to the hospital. I could even see my brain if I looked in the mirror and took off part of my skull.
When I woke up my head hurt really bad and I had my head next to the bed post.
Another night I had a dream I got bitten by a wild cat on my doorstep that had rabies (it ended up that my cat Midnight was knawing on my head for a snack... for real) and they had to give me all these shots and they stuck a needle about a centimeter thick into my leg and I was poking it and then I got attacked by alligators and Luke Skywalker (from star wars, duh...) saved me (that was weird!) I woke up screaming and kissing my pillow and touching my leg where the needle had been... heehee

What's your weirdest dream?

 

[GJC]

Mine involved a goat, whipcream, lots of leather, penut butter, a midget and my grandma.










Did I just say that outloud?

 

[rob0521]

Mine involved a goat, whipcream, lots of leather, penut butter, a midget and my grandma.










Did I just say that outloud?

i think i could draw a picture in paint of what I think that scene looked like, but I'd probably get banned.....

 

[RuXPiN]

ive had many

beet up satan with a golf club, he lived in an attic in my old jr high

eaten alive by a t.rex

reoccuring dream, on my buddies three wheeler, if i put my arms out it could fly

reoccurring dream of being chased down and eaten by a pack of wolves

 

[milkman407]

Umm, The weirdest dream that I can remember, would have to be me and my friends were running around the world as vampires drinking from only certain people. and we promised not to make others unless we all agreed. We ended up killen like half of the world.

 

[Wolf3101]

I'm a writer so all of my wierd dreams end up as novels...lol

 

[frnchjeep]

Mine involved a goat, whipcream, lots of leather, penut butter, a midget and my grandma.










Did I just say that outloud?

It's like a cross between Clerks 2 and Happy Gilmore

 

[rallysman]

I had a dream that life is nothing more than a dream. When you wake up, you're dead...............

 

[ewurm]

I had a dream that life is nothing more than a dream. When you wake up, you're dead...............

I had a dream that when I woke up, this thread had died. LOL

 

[topoftheline77]

Weird? I can't think of any off the top of my head. But scary, I came into a meet day (for wrestling) weighing 260lbs and needed to wrestle 215lbs woke up and thanked the Lord! lol