when life gives you lemons...

[Carefree_Dude]

Don't make lemonade. Make life take back the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What the hell are these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!

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[kevinfleming21]

FIND A NEW GOD!

 

[muffywrx]

i quite enjoyed this.

 

[SumoNinja]

is Carefree_Dude Andy's troll acct?



jk, lol

 

[Carefree_Dude]

Oh come now, if I were to troll id do it with style! There would be blackjack! And hookers! Ah, you know what? Forget the trolling and the blackjack

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[SumoNinja]

alright, what time's the party?

 

[Carefree_Dude]

Hey, this is a group effort. I thought of the idea, so you have to throw the party.

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[SumoNinja]

but i'm bringing chips n dip

 

[kevinfleming21]

I got the soda and napkins

 

[SumoNinja]

WHATEVER YOU GUYS DO,................ DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT, I REPEAT AGAIN DO NOT,.............. LET EDDIE FIND THE CHICS!!!!!!