Why get a watch dog?

[clubtastic]

Get a snapper turtle, Bite their feet.

 

[Full Metal Gundam]

they move to slow you can jump over or step on their shell

 

[Jfitz]

they move to slow you can jump over or step on their shell

but they can extend their heads really far up and catch them in the air

 

[rmorse]

Ally snapper!

 

[BadFishPa]

Or you gould whack there head off with a meat cleaver,cut around the base of there shell,pull it back and scrape the meat from the underside of it and boil it down into a delicious stew..

 

[rmorse]

Or you gould whack there head off with a meat cleaver,cut around the base of there shell,pull it back and scrape the meat from the underside of it and boil it down into a delicious stew..

Uhhhh, and how does that defend your house?

 

[Ophiuchus]

When it comes to home security, animals are unreliable. Get an alarm system and a gun.

 

[Jfitz]

Or you gould whack there head off with a meat cleaver,cut around the base of there shell,pull it back and scrape the meat from the underside of it and boil it down into a delicious stew..

lol sounds like uv done that before

 

[varanio]

When it comes to home security, animals are unreliable. Get an alarm system and a gun.

Dont forget about the gun permit to legitimize any actions that need to be taken.

 

[Vicious_Fish]

How about a catapult that launches snapping turtles.