Why was the mollusk sore?

[Carefree_Dude]

Because he pulled a mussel!

Anyways, in this thread, share your lame aquatic related jokes. Don't be shellfish.

 

[Nate Dogg]

Do analogies count

 

[J.Lake]

Do you like fish sticks?

 

[SumoNinja]

oh, it's the dude with the parrot, sup man!

anyways, this thread reminded me of this

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[Carefree_Dude]

I'm doing fairly well. How about you?

 

[SumoNinja]

Cool, glad to hear. Doing good too, can't complain

Here's a couple of cheezy jokes but its not fish related.

What do u call a cow with both its right legs cut off?
Lean meat

What if u cut off its remaining legs?
Ground beef

 

[SumoNinja]