SUCCESS
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.
NATURAL
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
FUTURE
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
Stotty
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.
NATURAL
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
FUTURE
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
Stotty
