> A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the
> sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,
>
> 'Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant
>you one
> wish.
>
> The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can
> ride over anytime I want.'
>
> The Lord said, 'Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous
> challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required
> reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would
>take! It
> will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is
>hard for
> me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time
>and
> think of something that could possibly help mankind.'
>
> The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, 'Lord, I
> wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she
> feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent
>treatment,
> why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong,
> and how I can make a Woman truly happy.'
>
> The Lord replied, 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge?
> sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,
>
> 'Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant
>you one
> wish.
>
> The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can
> ride over anytime I want.'
>
> The Lord said, 'Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous
> challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required
> reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would
>take! It
> will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is
>hard for
> me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time
>and
> think of something that could possibly help mankind.'
>
> The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, 'Lord, I
> wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she
> feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent
>treatment,
> why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong,
> and how I can make a Woman truly happy.'
>
> The Lord replied, 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge?
Gave me a good laugh ..