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Words Woman Use
[FONT=arial,helvetica]1. Fine : (really means)
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes : (really means)
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing : (really means)
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4. Go Ahead : (really means)
This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5. Loud Sigh : (really means)
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6. That's Okay : (really means)
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks : (really means)
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome.
8 . Whatever : (really means)
Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!
9. Don't worry about it, I got it : (really means)
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.
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Words Woman Use
[FONT=arial,helvetica]1. Fine : (really means)
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes : (really means)
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing : (really means)
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4. Go Ahead : (really means)
This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5. Loud Sigh : (really means)
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6. That's Okay : (really means)
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks : (really means)
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome.
8 . Whatever : (really means)
Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!
9. Don't worry about it, I got it : (really means)
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.
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