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WckedMidas

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Rule number
1 if you live with a female, don't make her mad. She may bust your 150 gal pride and joy . Ask me how i know.

2 when your 150 is busted and u move all your fish into a 75 gal tank make sure u have a new circuit breaker installed at your new house or your fish may die . Ask me how i know.

3 never rely on a friend to watch your fish when you're on vacation they may die. ask me how i know.

4 Keep your fish safe by putting a brick wall around them with a viewing window and their own power generator

...i miss my old fish
 
kevinfleming21;4428368; said:
wow, that's epic. any girlfriend of mine that harmed my tanks would be an ex-girlfriend that's for sure.
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No officer, I'm not sure how she died exactly. I'm guessing that when she shattered the aquarium the pressure wave shot some glass out that slashed her wrists and throat. I will mourn her deeply. I managed to save my fish though, they are in the 75 over there... :grinno:
 
Dark Jester;4428404; said:
No officer, I'm not sure how she died exactly. I'm guessing that when she shattered the aquarium the pressure wave shot some glass out that slashed her wrists and throat. I will mourn her deeply. I managed to save my fish though, they are in the 75 over there... :grinno:
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I would be too angry to make it look like an accident !
 
I had a bunch of words some were why am i going to jail for my tank she busted it. Like u said peice of glass shot back and scratched her face when it happend . Cops took me lol that was like 5 years ago
 
Personally all my girlfriends know better than that. They know I'm far more vindictive than they are. Like when my ex crossed me she found herself super glued to a toilet seat one groggy morning. Super glue is warm and groggy people should really pay more attention when you sit on a toilet no matter how bad you gotta go cause getting one off your arse takes alot of nail polish remover. After laughing my arse off I helped her remove it still acetone is apparently very irritating to your backside cause hers was red for a week. Lol!
 
Wow, that's some crooked cops. She destroys your property and you get arrested cause she hurt herself doing it? You didn't get stuck with any charges or anything did you? Even a lawyer that passed his BAR exam with a cheat sheet from a cracker jack box should have been able to get you off on that one. I'd have sued her for damages, pain and suffering, and the police department for false imprisonment.
 
i walked in court but its still on my record for a domestic voilnce charge but it says not guilty i have to have it removed.
 
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