Would you pay $5400 for this piece of driftwood?

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[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Would you pay $5400 for this piece of driftwood? [/FONT]
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[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]A Marin County homeowner did. He would routinely walk the beaches and pick up driftwood to make driftwood sculptures. [/FONT]​

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]He even liked the unique holes in this piece. [/FONT]​


[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Those unique holes were from wood destroying beetles. [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Storing the infested driftwood in his subarea, he created a giant infestation into the house that required a fumigation that cost him $5400.00.:WHOA:[/FONT]​
 
Thats just cost for the poison to kill the bugs let's see the contracter's repair bill haha:ROFL::ROFL::nilly:
 

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One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river,
his ax fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked,
"Why are you crying?"

The woodcutter replied that his ax had fallen into the water, and he needed the ax to make his living.

The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden ax.

"Is this your ax?" the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord again went down and came up with a silver ax. "Is this your ax?"
the Lord asked.

Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord went down again and came up with an iron ax. "Is this your ax?" the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, "Yes."

The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.

Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the
riverbank, and his wife fell into the river.

When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?"

"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the river!"

The Lord went down into the water and came up with Jennifer Lopez.

"Is this your wife?" the Lord asked.

"Yes," cried the woodcutter.

The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"

The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to Jennifer Lopez, You would have come up with Catherine Zeta-Jones. Then if I also said 'no' to her, You would have come up with my wife. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given all three to me. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to Jennifer Lopez."

The moral of this story is:
Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and honorable reason, and for the benefit of others.

That's our story, and we're sticking to it.
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Lol...That'll teach him to pick up that kind of stuff and bring it home..
 
ddyerfamily;1464468; said:
I think this could have been anyone :WHOA:



I am sure anyone could have made this mistake.:grinno:
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yea but i bet most of use would soak the thing for use in a tank
 
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