You can buy caskets online.... On Overstock.com....It get's better!!!! LOL

[ewurm]

Yes, you can buy a casket online. You can even get one on overstock.com. I never expected the death rate to be low enough for caskets to be overstocked. The best part? They are in the "Health and Wellness" section!



http://www.overstock.com/Health-Wellness/Caskets/240/dept.html


I was informed of this by Rallysb1tch, who has a knack for entertaining me.

 

[bigspizz]

Platinum Wide Body 18 Gauge Steel Casket
Our Price: $1,699.99


Compare at: $3,495.99

Savings: 51% off




I want this one when I die....I would feel like I was stealing it though. 51% off...LOL!!! they must not know what they have....

 

[ewurm]

I want to be burned and put in a shoebox, and have my ashes scattered over a landfill. I want to be delivered to said landfill by waste management truck. That way there will be no burden on my family, if I have any left when I die.

 

[Rakie]

I want to be burned and put in a shoebox, and have my ashes scattered over a landfill. I want to be delivered to said landfill by waste management truck. That way there will be no burden on my family, if I have any left when I die.

I think we should stuff you and put you in Li's collection.


Doing something sporty like wearing a blazer and pointing at a dove or something.

 

[midnight]

i feel for rally.
scary when your girl is casket shopping.

 

[ewurm]

I think we should stuff you and put you in Li's collection.


Doing something sporty like wearing a blazer and pointing at a dove or something.

I don't want to be stuffed, I want to be ashes! And I hate doves!

 

[jason longboard]

I don't want to be stuffed, I want to be ashes! And I hate doves!

we will just put you in this,yep,i looked up fish urns just for this thread,hopefully to make wurm laugh,why am i awake right now

 

[Rakie]

We could mix you in with some flake food and feed you to Guppy.

 

[jason longboard]

we will just put you in this,yep,i looked up fish urns just for this thread,hopefully to make wurm laugh,why am i awake right now

dam im so tired i forgot to ad the pic!

 

[ewurm]

We could mix you in with some flake food and feed you to Guppy.

Sweet. Just don't mix me with crappy food, I demand to be mixed with Omega One!