You might be a MFK'er if..........

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Along the same lines as Foxworthys redneck jokes,

You might be a MFK'er if you eat hot dogs and your fish are eating shrimp.

You might be a MFK'er if you spent $500 on your car and $2000 on your monster tank

You might be a MFK'er if your idea of a hot date is dragging your ol' lady or ol' man to every lfs in town

You might be a MFK'er if you are scared to put you hand in your tank because you might lose a finger or two

You might be a MFK'er if you need a net the same size as tournament fishermen to move your fish

You might be a MFK'er if you have had a fish jump up and bite a nipple clean off

You might be a MFK'er if you spend more on fish food than groceries

You might be a MFK'er if.......... now it's your turn add them up as you think of them :-}