Zen thoughts for people who take life too seriously
1) A day without sun is like...... night.
2) 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
3) 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
4) Remember, half of the people you know are below average.
5) He who laughs last, perhaps thinks slowest.
6) Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
7) While the early bird may always get the worm, remember that the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
8) Support bacteria. It's really the only culture some people have.
9) A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
10) Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
11) How many of you believe in psycho kinesis? Raise my hand...
12) Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
13) Everyone has a photographic memory. Some people just don't carry film.
14) How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
15) Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
16) What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
17) Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
18) Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.
19) Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
1) A day without sun is like...... night.
2) 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
3) 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
4) Remember, half of the people you know are below average.
5) He who laughs last, perhaps thinks slowest.
6) Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
7) While the early bird may always get the worm, remember that the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
8) Support bacteria. It's really the only culture some people have.
9) A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
10) Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
11) How many of you believe in psycho kinesis? Raise my hand...
12) Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
13) Everyone has a photographic memory. Some people just don't carry film.
14) How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
15) Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
16) What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
17) Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
18) Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.
19) Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
