A guy goes to the doctors and says"my stomach has hurt for like a week."doctor examines him and says"you have a piece of lettuce sticking out of your rectum"patient says "oh my"doctor replies"and that's just the tip of the iceberg"
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So an airplane was flying over Warsaw, the pilot said, on the left, you have the famous cathedral; after a few minutes, he said on the right, it's the city center...then the plane crashed. Why?