you sound just like my dad, expect pop off a bottle of beer, its more like he can kill anyone with his cellphone alone and use it to call 911 after LOLMy wife will probably get one, but I'm not into "smart" phones. My phone is an old Cingular-branded Sony Ericsson phone. It makes phone calls, bounces when I drop it, and can pop the cap off a bottle of beer. That's all I need in a phone....