LIMERICK LOUNGE

[FMA4ME]

Ahh, great to see this great thread be bumped,
Although my postings have really slumped,
I'll still make some time,
without a whim or whine,
To post a lick till the day I am stumped.

 

[ShadowP]

There once was a man from Nantucket,
Kept arapaima in a bucket,
When anyone asked
He'd say with some sass
Only grows to the size of the bucket

When grows too big : In a river; Chuck it!

 

[Kittiee Katt]

Has this thread been forgotten?
It seems the posting has softened.
A nice thread,
When not dead,
And I hope peeps will be post here more often!

 

[Kittiee Katt]

Come on peeps, where's the limericks?
Its not hard thinking up a few licks.
I'm not very good,
That's why others should,
Post something to shame all my gimmicks.

 

[FMA4ME]

Kitty Kat I love your avatar,
cats have been my favorite by far,
I don't have one now,
landlord would have a cow,
it's just not the same petting my pet gar :/

 

[Kittiee Katt]

That is my cat, my adorable puff.
Whats even cuter, is he thinks he's tough.
Hissing at a dog,
Snorting like a hog,
He doesn't know he's a small ball of fluff.

 

[Kittiee Katt]

Petting a gar sounds like fun!
Unfortunately, I'm not allowed one.
Country laws
Say gars like yours
Are not allowed here.. What a bum!

 

[ShadowP]

The people at Vlassic are workin'
Turning cucumbers in to gherkins
So here's a pickle
Unrelated riddle
Please tell me why butt shakin's called twerkin.

 

[ShadowP]

My fish spawned again and delight me
When feeding the fry, it excites me
As often I try
I'm just feeding the fry
But the parents, they quite often bite me

 

[SumoNinja]

eddie just had a magical night
when he first saw her it was love at first sight
bump bump his heart did ran
tonight i must slam
until he touched and felt that she was a man