How you know you're a MFK...

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When your wife has to flash you to keep you from looking at the tank- then you tell her to go stand on the other side of the tank so you can see her through it :P

Lol. My girl is exactly the same. Funny stuff

Thats when u know their a keeper



#1 S. Vettel
 
When u have to wie down your kids because they got to close to the tank during feeding time.
When 2ft infront of your fish tank is a salsh zone
When removing a dead fish reguires a hefty bag.
When ur fish food is almost the same size as your dogs food. And sometimes it might be o.O
 
When you can't have a straight conversation without mentioning fish. GUILTY IS CHARGED lol.
You're a MFK'er when you save ALL your income for fish.
When your dad wants to disown you because the fact that you're "addicted" to fish. (lol every time I buy another fish in my current tanks he freaks! He says save it for your bigger tank!)

I'M ANDREW AND I'M A FISHAHOLIC
-Andrew
 
When your cat thinks ill just get me a midnight snack and it in turn becomes the snack.

Awesome! That reminded me...

When you threaten to feed you wifes tiny dog to your fish for pooping in the house (not that I ever would but I've wanted to).
 
Ha! Started this last night. 10 pages today. Well done people, well done. :D

If you start to wonder of your concrete basement floor is strong enough to hold that much water.

If it took you and 5 of your most reliable friends to move your new upgrade,

thats it? 5 of your most reliable friends to move your new upgrade? disappointing... lol jkk

took me 15 people to move my 600g through a window but only cause the window was 7ft
off the ground and i just wanted to make sure 110%! lol


When u have to wie down your kids because they got to close to the tank during feeding time.
When 2ft infront of your fish tank is a salsh zone
When removing a dead fish reguires a hefty bag.
When ur fish food is almost the same size as your dogs food. And sometimes it might be o.O

my fish food is bigger then my dog food since they eat shrimps whole and big cuts of tilapia filet loll
 
When your in the middle of a large tank build and can't stop thinking about the next tank you want to set up.
 
when you go to buy someone's tank they're selling and end up taking all their tanks and equipment... lol
 
thats it? 5 of your most reliable friends to move your new upgrade? disappointing... lol jkk
Well, I live in Iowa so each friend brought a large tractor or end loader with them so I needed less people. ;)
 
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