Happy Friday the 13th! Muahahahaha!

[Mount_Prion]

This article is so terrifying I had to look it up in multiple news sources to make sure it wasn't a Friday the 13th prank.

The crazy basics:

In Papua New Guinea, apparently, there was a 1,000 person task force assembled to hunt witch doctors. This is really happening outside of Diablo III.

Turns out about 29 of these witch-hunters decided to form a cannibal cult in which they ate the brains and made soup of the dangly bits of seven of the alleged witch doctors.

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...raw-brains-and-making-penis-soup-7941750.html

http://www.news.com.au/world/papua-...ng-witch-doctors/story-fndir2ev-1226425816740

 

[MaddMaxx]

WTF?! Aw hell, I'd party with those guys...

 

[Adamrhh]

P* soup? Yum lol

 

[Mount_Prion]

P* soup? Yum lol

Tastes like chicken stock!

 

[Kujiraya]

Experts say best tender meat part of long pig is inner thigh.

 

[fatcat]

Friday the 13th. My kind of day!!

 

[SumoNinja]

Damn, didn't realize it was fri the 13

Stay indoors Eddie! And I'm supposed to take my daughter to see the new ice age movie today

 

[bottles]

WTF?! Aw hell, I'd party with those guys...

Make sure to tuck your wee wee