Lets cut to the chase here. Because everyone wants to throw their own little variable into the mix. If you were visited by this alleged fairy today in Your current life and was given the option to remove the Urge or keep it, 99% of You would keep it. Happiness comes from inside out, Not outside in. It works the same whether You are a billionaire or at the bottom of the totem pole. Ever notice how different perversions seems to run more rampant amongst the "elite" of society? It's because they are not happy. And they have to get their kicks some way.