Worst fish jokes ever

[Ptrick125]

My crayfish has been acting crabby lately

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[ballinouttacntrol]

My crayfish has been acting crabby lately

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That $/:? CRAY!


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[ILikeBichirs]

Waddya get when u mix a largemouth bass with a peacock bass?

LargeCock Bass Lolololol

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[Anchovie]

Do you like fishsticks?


You're a *** fish.


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[LumpyFish19]

What is the best thing to feed your fish??


Fish Food


What fish is Jamaican?



A sal "Mon"



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[LumpyFish19]

What did the tuna fishes boss say when he came in late for work?


Your canned



Where does a sperm whale keep all of his money??



The sperm bank



LoL I'm on a roll

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[ILikeBichirs]

Why didn't the peacock bass buy a bigger tank?

Because he was broko (pbass humor)




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[ILikeBichirs]

What's a universal Asian term for a clown knife?

Dinner

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[fatcat]

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
you call it a Fsh.


lol so bad.

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A: MIDAS nice, Got me SALVINI!!

 

[hamster]

why didnt the jellyfish stick up for his friend.

he was spineless.