hope no one gets offended by this as a couple of my last threads unintentionally trolled some people. just wanted to share a funny story and i'm just telling it like it is
so i stepped out last night to pump some gas and at a stop light i pull up next to a car with an old lady. she looked like she was well in her 60's. she had her finger about two knuckles deep in her nostril. i mean she was really in there like a bum looking through a trash can. just really searching for gold ya know?
then she must've got that feeling you get when you just feel like someone's watching you. she turns to me and sees me looking at her (which i was only looking at her for a few seconds and only because i was still trying to register what i was seeing) so she switches to her middle finger and rubs her eye trying to play it off. we both turn away.
light just about turns green, she looks back at me and i gave her a wink and thumbs up as if to say, "don't worry, your secret is safe with me." she flips me off and floors it.
i totally lol'd
so i stepped out last night to pump some gas and at a stop light i pull up next to a car with an old lady. she looked like she was well in her 60's. she had her finger about two knuckles deep in her nostril. i mean she was really in there like a bum looking through a trash can. just really searching for gold ya know?
then she must've got that feeling you get when you just feel like someone's watching you. she turns to me and sees me looking at her (which i was only looking at her for a few seconds and only because i was still trying to register what i was seeing) so she switches to her middle finger and rubs her eye trying to play it off. we both turn away.
light just about turns green, she looks back at me and i gave her a wink and thumbs up as if to say, "don't worry, your secret is safe with me." she flips me off and floors it.
i totally lol'd
Love it.
