Ever Had A Brush With Death?

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WITH every heartbeat.....I AM 50
 
Did a wheelie and 12 o'clock it, let go of the bike. Rolled 12 times. Everything was in slow motion and I said to myself to go on fetal position and go with the flow of how ideas rolling.. I could literally see ground, sky, ground, sky, ground... Then got up, first thing in my mind was "Where the fck my bike?" Saw my bike about a block away... I was holding up traffic and bus behind me asked if I was okay and other pedestrians, asking if I needed an ambulance. Walked up to my bike and my buddy was there and he saw the whole thing... He said I was one lucky fcker, cause the bus behind me went into a screeching stop and was a few feet from my leg. I didn't even notice was more concerned about my bike. Lol. Was going 60+ mph doing a wheelie. Leather jacket saved my skin.


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I almost choked to death on a hotdog once. I was about to go herping so I was rushing lunch, I was sitting on my floor and I didnt chew it right and it got stuck. I remember the feeling of my windpipe being clogged, not only couldnt I breathe at ALL, but it hurt like hell, I didnt know what to do, I found a bottle of water under my tank stand that had some water in it... it could have been tank water for all I know... and I tried to drink it, I have no idea what happened but I found myself staring at a mess of hot dog and bun, so obviously the water did something, who knows.
I feel like I've had others... yaknow, real ones that dont involve near-death-by-phallic-food, but that's all that comes to mind. :ROFL:
 
One of my friends has been hit by vehicles 37 times and went surfing in hurricane Sandy. Some people were just born with a brick of gold in their rear, I swear...
 
I almost crashed/rolled this thing fully loaded a few times. uploadfromtaptalk1352300730399.jpgThe worst was when i was going 50 came over a hill and there was a stopped semi, locked up my brakes and barely swerved around it. Almost slammed into the back of it.
 
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