A freshwater Great White Shark that does not get larger then 24", has the IQ of a 4 year old, can talk, gives me unconditional love like my dog, have a Uber digestive system that allows me to feed it ANYTHING while it only excretes the bio load of a guppy.
oh... and this fish would only be bred by ME so I would be a millionaire.
This is the type of discussions I would create when I was in my teens... good stuff.