Want to buy a viper?

[Warborg]

Here's a clip of a guy trying to sell his...

Okay. Full disclosure. I almost killed myself in it.

It is VERY powerful. Extremely, EXTREMELY fast.

I’ve driven Ferrari’s that don’t feel as crazy as this thing. I am frankly afraid of it now.
That’s right. It’s in my garage and I’m afraid to drive it because it’s like a crazy steroid bull that wants to kill me.
I’ve done 130 mph on a Ducati while laughing into the face of death. The viper is a completely different bowl of crack. The engine sounds like 40 pit bulls eating kittens while lifting weights.
I cannot truly explain it’s power. It has whiplash acceleration in 3rd gear at 50mph. That sentence doesn’t even make sense. But it’s true.
That’s why I’m telling you. I will not have your soul on my conscience.
You need to know what you are getting into. What insane level of crazy you are buying.

Full sell story: http://oppositelock.kinja.com/most-honest-viper-craigslist-ad-ever-1782809075

Sounds like this guy doesn't know how to handle cars.

 

[tlindsey]

I admire his honesty lol, and giving the heads-up to the buyer of the power of Vipers lol.

 

[MrBlueDream]

I've heard that kind of thing before. Vipers are crazy machines.

130 on a bike isn't fast though.

 

[FMA4ME]

LMAO!!! OMG, That is frekkin brilliant!!!
Lol, "the engine sounds like 40 pit bulls eating kittens and lifting weights" LOL

 

[FMA4ME]

Actually how Vipers sound is usually looked down on, their often compared to the sound of farm tractors lol.

 

[Chillz23]

Actually how Vipers sound is usually looked down on, their often compared to the sound of farm tractors lol.

Well that would make sense, seeing as they came from a truck! lol.

Vipers are absolutely terrible cars the exception of the new ACR. If it tried to kill him I can only assume he made the mistake of trying to take a corner in it...

 

[KNH]

Sounds like someone just trying to make a sale by building a little excitement.

 

[Chillz23]

Sounds like someone just trying to make a sale by building a little excitement.

That's exactly what he's doing. Anyone in the market for a Viper to the tune of $30k isn't going to be taken in by that nonsense, though! lol

 

[krichardson]

The seller's creative writing is cute and I agree,no one who is after a Viper will be taken in by it.

 

[xraycer]

130 on a bike isn't fast though.

Not in a straightaway, but it is when there are curves involved