Obituary Tells It Like It Was...

[xraycer]

Hah!....she don't wanna be in no fishtank.She wants to be propped up in her favorite chair.It sounds like it's right out of The Adams Family.

Oh, I misread that.

Ok, so you can put her next to your favorite recliner and she would make a great beer and chips caddy

 

[Deadliestviper7]

I think you would make a great hat and coat rack

One should use my arm and leg bones to carve a pistol grip and buttstock of a bada$$ rifle.

 

[krichardson]

Does the chair have to be in the house? U could send it to @ necrocanis adress

Yep,in her chair,in her living room is how she wants it.

 

[Deadliestviper7]

Or u can rent your wife out as a mannequin for the latest fashion store.

 

[xraycer]

One should use my arm and leg bones to carve a pistol grip and buttstock of a bada$$ rifle.

......and bipod

 

[Deadliestviper7]

......and bipod

And maybe make bullets out of my middle finger bones coated in silver.

 

[krichardson]

Oh, I misread that.

Ok, so you can put her next to your favorite recliner and she would make a great beer and chips caddy

LOL! The cat would probably treat her as a scratching post.

 

[Deadliestviper7]

LOL! The cat would probably treat her as a scratching post.

Get a tiger then lol

 

[krichardson]

Get a tiger then lol

What?.....I hate cleaning out the cat box as it is now just imagine those dung piles.

 

[Deadliestviper7]

What?.....I hate cleaning out the cat box as it is now just imagine those dung piles.

Who said anything about keeping it? U can always let it go where there's plenty of food such as:middle schools,retirement communities,shopping malls or pop concerts