I quite enjoy the big dirt hole in my backyard, it allows for natural weeds growing, beautiful sandy dirt, picture it!! Think about the party - oven baked crumpets and fresh-brewed ‘tea’, finding dory soundtrack blasting out of the speakers as I am knighted with a gravel vac!
Yeah, and I'll bet your parents are bursting with pride every time they bring friends home and get to show them a big dusty weed-choked hole in the yard.
How do they explain that away? Ants? A sinkhole? A pet honey badger? An entrance to the subterranean kingdom of the Mole People?

