Lol, when I was younger I faced that ultimatum on a few occasions, with only slight variations in the wording.
"It's me or the fish!"
"Either the snakes go or I go!"
"Sorry, but I can't live in a home that has guns in it...so choose!"
"Well, I certainly don't intend to sit on that motorcycle to go to the movies!"
"Oh! Uh...You didn't mention you had a
dog..."
...and so forth; you get the idea. I hope those girls are happy now.
My wife and I have now been together for 40+ years and she doesn't say dumb stuff like that. I may eventually stop referring to her as my "current" partner...
Looking forward to following along with this thread.