I can't believe this guy isn't sold. I want him so much, but this whole darn entire country between us makes things a little difficult. So, here's the plan... Two people fly out together and pick him up, take him to the airport where you send one person through security to buy bottled water and get to correct parameters including temp. Then, when its your turn at security, place fish in plastic container with 3. whatever ounces of water and send him through the x-ray machine in security, having your partner on the other side with water waiting. Hey he's quieter than a small dog, and no one can complain they are allergic to him.
Come on people this is an awesome deal! (And, ps no one try this stupid gag, especially with this fish. He's too special.)