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The other day I went to bed with our mother's frying pan and tartar sauce all over my giant fish sticks which was hairy like my fish which are very aggressive like my old great grandmother who was very full of many sun dried tomatoes that tasted like FEET, rotten feet which are sexy and quite lickable in chicken soup i found a great big evil toe nail which ate my cat and humped my large leather couch in the livingroom where there was two horses drinking Beers at sunrise after their unfortunate drunken brawl they made love in while listening to a dead cow that was infested with many purple pimples on their head and shoulders But there was maggots all over old man Richardson
which i then fried and added to my uncles bag of beef which was consumed by flesh eating 2 MFK Moderators that had very large hairy feet and really small finer nail cuticles which tasted like yummy orange fruit obsession for many ducks in raincoats Named peter which didn't have his sneakers on His grubby hands full of pooh and mouth too which layed on my mothers couch in your mouth while eating fishfood and making poo taste so delicous with cheesy cream and french fries covered in vomit that taste GREAT With polycarbonate materials i like beer lots of beer XR is lieing in bed with your mother and death pony's mum Rough night out john has a very nasty fetish for womens bathrooms he loves to lick urine off Toilet bowl seats and snort Ajax off a rusty old sewage pipe that he took From my bathroom in the jungle The mighty jungle in which Poomba eats grubs and licks toilet bowls when convict94 can't lick toilet bowls but does secretly when he watch's his mother eat old rotten caviar eggs of sturgeon
that have been put in his old moldy toilet Flushed away fast Into an abyss Like the movie oracular and the and the tennors tennors which were crazy as this pavarotti was one really fat guy who passed away from 6 heartattacks by eating lard and coke loaded with tapatio although pavarotti can not sing anymore He can pass-wind through his nose
of acid boogers made out of grizzly bacon rations and some sort of body fluid That smells like putrid rotting elderberries and has very large ear lobes and huge eyes with smelly feet and a big shlong near his left ankle and
decomposing remains, deep throated with watermelons but realized that he was naked with a platapus
in a river with a ducky weird and scary surprisingly Michael Jackson makes boys run into his house
but not girls becuase they're not Ghost knife fish and because this he always eats premium spam and consumes oscars very large round eyeball and feels icky inside his infected green growth grew from his Holster and he
crapped on Mr Magoo chasing the butterflies before he Admitted he's skylar then ate them with 8 friends and one enemy Stuffed, miserably they laughed a loud like rabid hyenas screwed each other like ron jeremy in some crazy I have Umbees You lucky dog With big ones that have diamonds Run baby run they shouted as Slammed into the
car door thing losing control of my floating stomach that was waiting for cats to vomit the guacamole you have to
feed them avocados because they can't eat much poo and that’s how you make mom do your ironing said the walrus when he swam in little circles like an aardvark Chasing a chipmunk who ate Pinocchio's little noisy crickett face first because he had rockmelon tied to his wrists and pants then sally EXCLAIMED OH MY GOSH i soiled my grandmas new undergarments pink and white Lacey sexy g-string with 6 cats meowing while she gave them baths in sulfuric acid and then started her own bath with cherry tomatoes covered in yogurt she licked dudes as a job sucked on slippery nipples and drank a pint of fire salamanders blood after eating sausage and swiss cheese I went to the bathroom to drink water in the septic tank and wash my hands with sludge and rinse them with
the pig's intestinal system of tubes *BANG* The End.
which i then fried and added to my uncles bag of beef which was consumed by flesh eating 2 MFK Moderators that had very large hairy feet and really small finer nail cuticles which tasted like yummy orange fruit obsession for many ducks in raincoats Named peter which didn't have his sneakers on His grubby hands full of pooh and mouth too which layed on my mothers couch in your mouth while eating fishfood and making poo taste so delicous with cheesy cream and french fries covered in vomit that taste GREAT With polycarbonate materials i like beer lots of beer XR is lieing in bed with your mother and death pony's mum Rough night out john has a very nasty fetish for womens bathrooms he loves to lick urine off Toilet bowl seats and snort Ajax off a rusty old sewage pipe that he took From my bathroom in the jungle The mighty jungle in which Poomba eats grubs and licks toilet bowls when convict94 can't lick toilet bowls but does secretly when he watch's his mother eat old rotten caviar eggs of sturgeon
that have been put in his old moldy toilet Flushed away fast Into an abyss Like the movie oracular and the and the tennors tennors which were crazy as this pavarotti was one really fat guy who passed away from 6 heartattacks by eating lard and coke loaded with tapatio although pavarotti can not sing anymore He can pass-wind through his nose
of acid boogers made out of grizzly bacon rations and some sort of body fluid That smells like putrid rotting elderberries and has very large ear lobes and huge eyes with smelly feet and a big shlong near his left ankle and
decomposing remains, deep throated with watermelons but realized that he was naked with a platapus
in a river with a ducky weird and scary surprisingly Michael Jackson makes boys run into his house
but not girls becuase they're not Ghost knife fish and because this he always eats premium spam and consumes oscars very large round eyeball and feels icky inside his infected green growth grew from his Holster and he
crapped on Mr Magoo chasing the butterflies before he Admitted he's skylar then ate them with 8 friends and one enemy Stuffed, miserably they laughed a loud like rabid hyenas screwed each other like ron jeremy in some crazy I have Umbees You lucky dog With big ones that have diamonds Run baby run they shouted as Slammed into the
car door thing losing control of my floating stomach that was waiting for cats to vomit the guacamole you have to
feed them avocados because they can't eat much poo and that’s how you make mom do your ironing said the walrus when he swam in little circles like an aardvark Chasing a chipmunk who ate Pinocchio's little noisy crickett face first because he had rockmelon tied to his wrists and pants then sally EXCLAIMED OH MY GOSH i soiled my grandmas new undergarments pink and white Lacey sexy g-string with 6 cats meowing while she gave them baths in sulfuric acid and then started her own bath with cherry tomatoes covered in yogurt she licked dudes as a job sucked on slippery nipples and drank a pint of fire salamanders blood after eating sausage and swiss cheese I went to the bathroom to drink water in the septic tank and wash my hands with sludge and rinse them with
the pig's intestinal system of tubes *BANG* The End.
