Ash;822085; said:At least the bird didnt take a dump on me![]()
M|L;822418; said:I was on the train one night, and a lady came up to me and asked, "Excuse me, do you speak English?"
I was holding and reading the New York Times and sarcastically replied, "No lady, this is the Chinese version", referring to the newspaper.
She said, "Well, a bird went to the bathroom in your hair."
It's true.![]()
M|L;822418; said:I was on the train one night, and a lady came up to me and asked, "Excuse me, do you speak English?"
I was holding and reading the New York Times and sarcastically replied, "No lady, this is the Chinese version", referring to the newspaper.
She said, "Well, a bird went to the bathroom in your hair."
It's true.![]()
WeeNe858;822700; said:people say if you get pooped on then its good luck.. but it only works with bird poop....![]()
i want to go to the zoo now...![]()
Ash;822078; said:Those fish are tilapia =)