Took the miniature human to the zoo today. Best part of the trip for me was when we were looking into a pond next to a group of teenage girls who were cooing over how cute the ducks are. There's a MASSIVE alligator snapping turtle that you can just barely see creeping up on the ducks... You know where this is going right? ...Those girls cried so hard lol. (I'm kinda a jerk) My daughter looks at them, shrugs, and says "circle of life kinda sucks" and then skipped away. (My kid is kinda a jerk too)

