I've been a member here for ages but never really bothered too much about posting. I'm pleased to say I know several of the members here, particularly two posting here, very well from elsewhere.
In all the years I've been active in fishkeeping and forums elsewhere, both professionally and as a hobbyist, I've never seen a post so pathetically funny.
The only downside is that there is an innocent party here that will, if not already, suffer. I look forward to the teeth growing on that and it deciding that enough is enough.
Please don't close this thread - maybe put a warning at the top of it if necessary.
In the meantime, I'd better go and check up on some more bad language because I'm obviously not up to the high literary levels demonstrated on this thread.
Oh yes. Wow, that does suggest some level of skills were demonstrated! Far surpassed by people that don't even speak this language normally but even so, it is a start for what must have been posted by a very basic amoebic intellect.
OK, gone on then, impress me with a response and I'll provide a translation for you.