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How To Package an Alligator.
In order to safely restrain a beast that can bend iron bars,
simply place 20cms of packing tape around the tip of his snout,
then ensure his jaws are a further 20cms from your face.
Yeah, the precautions evident in the photo seemed lackadaisical. These were two very different gators, though, the one that bent the bars and the much smaller one being confiscated.
 
I see little practical difference between the two animals and would advise that the same risk assessment apply. Either of the two sets of jaws could effectively remove a todger if it were placed therein.

Note to self.....don't place todger in jaws of alligator....ever!!

Thanks for the heads up! Lol.
 
Me and Redshark1 Redshark1 are based in the UK you see. Over here we have the English language running side by side with gobbledygook!

I must admit though I'm surprised that "todger" hasn't found its way over the pond, lol.

Moral of the story though is, whatever you want to call your old man, you don't want to be putting it in an alligators jaws. Yikes!
 
Oh they explained that all to the American public after the Prince Harry story came out.
 
lol I picked it up from context but it's not common use in the US either
I sure have never heard of it before....now wanker? I've heard that one uttered a few times!
 
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