An Update on Lazarus

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OMG really LOLing right now I so needed that.
I'm sure when I'm not so tired I'll find it funny too. The hubby blew coffee thru his nose. I left the scrubby sponge in the tank for now. I will fight the fish for it later.

What Toni does is cute. Laz is just a jerk
 
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Just finished cleaning his tank. He really is an @$$ hole and my husband isnt much better. I'm trying to clean algae off the glass, the fish keeps snatching my scrubber and swimming off with it, and my husband is laughing at me for scolding the fish. Apparently there's something hilarious about the utterance "No! Stop! Stop it! BAD FISH! GIVE IT BACK YOU D!CK!" ...I hate this fish -_-
Try cleaning a common snapping turtle tank, then remember one mistake and no finger!
 
Just finished cleaning his tank. He really is an @$$ hole and my husband isnt much better. I'm trying to clean algae off the glass, the fish keeps snatching my scrubber and swimming off with it, and my husband is laughing at me for scolding the fish. Apparently there's something hilarious about the utterance "No! Stop! Stop it! BAD FISH! GIVE IT BACK YOU D!CK!" ...I hate this fish -_-
Try cleaning a common snapping turtle tank, then remember one mistake and no finger!
 
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Just finished cleaning his tank. He really is an @$$ hole and my husband isnt much better. I'm trying to clean algae off the glass, the fish keeps snatching my scrubber and swimming off with it, and my husband is laughing at me for scolding the fish. Apparently there's something hilarious about the utterance "No! Stop! Stop it! BAD FISH! GIVE IT BACK YOU D!CK!" ...I hate this fish -_-
Thanks for making me laugh for a minute straight and now my family thinks in crazy lol. Worth it to imagine that.
You need to get a video of that! Get your husband to do so! Please, please,please!

Also how weak are you? A fish stole your scrubber so you must be pretty weak :p
 
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OMG really LOLing right now I so needed that.
I'm sure when I'm not so tired I'll find it funny too. The hubby blew coffee thru his nose. I left the scrubby sponge in the tank for now. I will fight the fish for it later.

What Toni does is cute. Laz is just a jerk
Thanks for making me laugh for a minute straight and now my family thinks in crazy lol. Worth it to imagine that.
You need to get a video of that! Get your husband to do so! Please, please,please!

Also how weak are you? A fish stole your scrubber so you must be pretty weak :p
He's quick, the tank is big, and I'm a tiny delicate flower ya hulkin turd!:p
 
Haha, he loves you!
 
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Just got home. Turn on the light. "Good morning Laz!" Splashes water all down the front of my shirt. "...I hate you"
Looking amazing! You better get use to the splashes lol. I have an old lutino oscar that is tame as hell, untill its food time, then its water splashed everywhere!. Its like clock work. Shes the oldest and the 3rd largest fish i have. you would think by now that she would realise she doesnt need to play "look im a jumping bass" at every feeding lol
 
Lolz! my daughter was aggervating him, pointing her finger over the surface of the water and said "haha I'm not touching you". i was folding laundry and told her "you shouldn't tease an animal its not--" aaannd he jumped up and bit her.
 
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