LOL well I got a weird one for you then, Family friends went deep sea fishing off the FL coast... everything is fine, beautiful day and then bam the 15 year old boy (I forgot his age...then again I cant even remeber my brothers..) caught a sword fish and it comes flying out of the water and the effin thing drove it's mouth/sword snout like thing (w/e its called) into the kids shoulder.... no joke. They call the coast guard to have a ship come get him and take him inland to the hospital so they do then my mom's friend Pat call's my mom when they get inland and told her what happend and my mom about died laughing... it made local paper if I can find the article I post it.