have a trusted friend delivery her some roses, hugs, and kisses while you are on the phone with her (if possible)...
Don't have anyone that can do that, but can I have one of her hot friends come over and do that for her?

have a trusted friend delivery her some roses, hugs, and kisses while you are on the phone with her (if possible)...

I'm a little messed up. I'd prolly tell him something like, "Dude! You gotta see this thing!"
It's amazing how you have no shame when you're deployed. lol
Ever wonder if your wife is cheating on you?
That is a very serious concern. This is 1 reason I would fear joining any service while having a wife. Its just stupid to go that long without sex. Bad things can happen.
Like that scene in JARHEAD.![]()