>>>> Any LONDON advice? <<<<
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london, ha buckingham palace suppose you have to do that, then um thats it really, i hate london, natural history museum is good mind,
Stonehenge is not far from me,if you do head down here give me a shout,as long as its on a weekend,,if you get here we have lots of castle ruins around but depends what your intrested in really, very close to stonehenge is a castle ruin Old Sarum which has that feeling of very old, then theres corfe castle over this way and bournemouth oceanarium,beaches including alumchine/sandbanks/and the new forest
Stonehenge is not far from me,if you do head down here give me a shout,as long as its on a weekend,,if you get here we have lots of castle ruins around but depends what your intrested in really, very close to stonehenge is a castle ruin Old Sarum which has that feeling of very old, then theres corfe castle over this way and bournemouth oceanarium,beaches including alumchine/sandbanks/and the new forest
If staying at a Hotel make sure to dial 9 first or whatever it is for that hotel to get an outside line. Otherwise you may have to change Hotels when you do the following....lol
Last week when my buddy Steve checked into his hotel in London and was a bit lonely. He thought, he'll call one of those girls you see advertised in phone books like escorts and such. He picked up the phone book and found an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the
photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful
long wavy hair, long graceful legs..... well, you get the picture! He
figured, what the heck, give her a call.
'Hello,' the woman says......... and she sounded sexy.
Afraid he would lose the nerve if he hesitated he rushed right in and said 'Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all
alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and
I want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips,
everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all
night; tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream,
anything and everything! Now, how does that sound?'
She says, 'That sounds fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an
outside line.'
Last week when my buddy Steve checked into his hotel in London and was a bit lonely. He thought, he'll call one of those girls you see advertised in phone books like escorts and such. He picked up the phone book and found an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the
photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful
long wavy hair, long graceful legs..... well, you get the picture! He
figured, what the heck, give her a call.
'Hello,' the woman says......... and she sounded sexy.
Afraid he would lose the nerve if he hesitated he rushed right in and said 'Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all
alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and
I want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips,
everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all
night; tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream,
anything and everything! Now, how does that sound?'
She says, 'That sounds fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an
outside line.'
Sorry Jer, I kept forgetting to post pics.
Here you go. Let me know of any you like, I can tell you more about them:
Here you go. Let me know of any you like, I can tell you more about them:
Let me know if you want to see more pics of any of those, I have over 1k pics from my London & Ireland trip....
What's the point? He won't find any fine fine booty up in Manchester!princess;3610673; said:agreed! get yo fine fine booty up to Manchester!
Based on the very few aquariums I've been to over in the US... I doubt you'll be impressed with london aquarium. It's ok, but not that big and not that diverse. The london eye is right next to it though.
What is impressive is the natural history museum. It's also free (I think except the animatronic dinosaurs exhibit). You want to see an animal, it's there. Dead.
The british museum is also a great attraction... if you like history. Full of loads of artifacts that we've stolen from around the world... there's not an awful lot of british stuff in there lol.
Can also go see the crown jewels at the tower. St pauls is cool. If you like modern art theres tate modern.
Imperial war museum is good if you like that sort of stuff. You could walk around and see big ben, houses of parliment, queenys house, nelsons column etc. for free. Can't think right now what else there is to do. Shopping? London zoo was pretty good, but a bit out the way. Great reptile exhibit. Then again if all your zoos are like san diego I wouldn't bother
It depends what kinda stuff you are into really, but that would be a good start for touristy stuff.
