So you fill your own storage space with crap, and when you've no more room you fill your mates storage space with crap, inadvertently turning your mate into another redneck!!!
That is genius, lol.
Are you a MFK Redneck?
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That is genius, lol.
Oh, yeah, he's far gone...I'm packaging up his Redneck cap and badge right now...just need to call him to discuss the secret handshake.
Hey
jjohnwm
, I think
Ulu
feeling left out. Can you send a badge and cap to him too, I'm sure
Matteus
doesn't mind sharing this much sought after title with him, lol.
I'm sure you don't have to show him the secret handshake either, I reckon a wise old dog such as ulu knows quite a few dodgy handshakes already! Lol.
jjohnwm
, I think
Ulu
feeling left out. Can you send a badge and cap to him too, I'm sure
Matteus
doesn't mind sharing this much sought after title with him, lol.I'm sure you don't have to show him the secret handshake either, I reckon a wise old dog such as ulu knows quite a few dodgy handshakes already! Lol.
Hey, great news, Esox! The Board of Directors for Rednecks Unlimited has appointed you the new Chief Administrative Officer in charge of Membership.Hey
I'm sure you don't have to show him the secret handshake either, I reckon a wise old dog such as ulu knows quite a few dodgy handshakes already! Lol.
In addition to absolutely no remuneration of any kind, no official authority and no recognition...you also get to mail out all the crap that you seem so keen to see me award to others...
In that case I need to have a look in my shed, i'm sure there's some old caps and badges in there that I stored away years ago. Lol.Hey, great news, Esox! The Board of Directors for Rednecks Unlimited has appointed you the new Chief Administrative Officer in charge of Membership.
In addition to absolutely no remuneration of any kind, no official authority and no recognition...you also get to mail out all the crap that you seem so keen to see me award to others...
...and, "absolutely no renumeration of any kind, no official authority and no recognition". That's a similar deal I took on when I got married!!!
If you've ever farted and blamed it on Prime, you might be an MFK redneck!
...or just a plain garden-variety redneck...
Personally, I tend to blame Covid, which is everybody's excuse for everything nowadays.
I look forward to visiting a friend's home that is so smart that you can't turn on a light or flush a toilet without having the computer do it for you. I'll have a couple beers, work up a good load of gas, say "Alexa, would you please fart?" and then immediately let fly...and pretend to go all google-eyed with wonder at the capabilities of technology...
You want redneck? Because that's redneck!
