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Have you ever wondered if you have what it takes to be a real MFKer?

One way to find out is to take the Giraffe Test.
Find out if you are and take the quiz below...............


The Giraffe Test


1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

Stop and think about it and decide on your answer before you scroll down.
















The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close
the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an
overly complicated way.



2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
















Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the
refrigerator?

Wrong Answer.

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the
elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the
repercussions of your previous actions.







3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
attend .... Except one. Which animal does not attend?























Correct Answer : The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. Didn't you just put him in there? This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.





4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and
you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?






















Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the
professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old and may not be fit to be a Monsterfishkeeper :grinno:.
 
Bugger, I spose I'm not a MFK after all, 8(.

My first answer was cut the giraffe up into managable pieces.
 
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
blender
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
blender
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
attend .... Except one. Which animal does not attend?
dinosaur
4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and
you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
bacon
 
i failed
 
dingoofus;3135086; said:
Bugger, I spose I'm not a MFK after all, 8(.

My first answer was cut the giraffe up into managable pieces.
thats what i was thinking
 
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

Buy a bigger refrigerator, walk it in.


2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Buy an even bigger refrigerator and house it with the giraffe (i believe they are community animals.)


3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
attend .... Except one. Which animal does not attend?

The one he ate for lunch.


4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and
you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?

Get your elephant out of the fridge and ride it over. Infact, ride there to start with, saves walking.
 
Satan's Goldfish;3135120; said:
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

Buy a bigger refrigerator, walk it in.


2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Buy an even bigger refrigerator and house it with the giraffe (i believe they are community animals.)


3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
attend .... Except one. Which animal does not attend?

The one he ate for lunch.


4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and
you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?

Get your elephant out of the fridge and ride it over. Infact, ride there to start with, saves walking.

You're way beyond just an MFKer. Methinks you're on a higher level of your own. :ROFL:
 
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