Are you a Real Monsterfishkeeper?

[Mem]

Bugger, I spose I'm not a MFK after all, 8(.

My first answer was cut the giraffe up into managable pieces.

I was thinking atleast in half.

 

[channarox]

i'll take my leave off this forum now....

 

[Thow428]

I thought the answer was feed them to your fish, then when the fish die, freeze them and put them in the fridge. I guess that fact that the fish I like could gang up and kill an elephant doesn't help with my thought process =[

 

[paopanlilio]

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
Grind it to pieces
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
grind it to pieces
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
attend .... Except one. Which animal does not attend?
Elephant got 1 correct answer
4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and
you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
look for a bridge

 

[CichlidPharmer]

Bugger, I spose I'm not a MFK after all, 8(.

My first answer was cut the giraffe up into managable pieces.

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
blender
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
blender
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
attend .... Except one. Which animal does not attend?
dinosaur
4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and
you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
bacon

i failed

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

Buy a bigger refrigerator, walk it in.


2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Buy an even bigger refrigerator and house it with the giraffe (i believe they are community animals.)


3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
attend .... Except one. Which animal does not attend?

The one he ate for lunch.


4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and
you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?

Get your elephant out of the fridge and ride it over. Infact, ride there to start with, saves walking.

Bloody oath, grass don't grow under our feet.

I was thinking atleast in half.

i'll take my leave off this forum now....

I thought the answer was feed them to your fish, then when the fish die, freeze them and put them in the fridge. I guess that fact that the fish I like could gang up and kill an elephant doesn't help with my thought process =[

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
Grind it to pieces
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
grind it to pieces
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
attend .... Except one. Which animal does not attend?
Elephant got 1 correct answer
4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and
you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
look for a bridge

All are very interesting answers! If you ask me, you're all bona fide MFKers. Trust me on this, I don't work for MFK, I'm a Consultant and I've learned over the years that success in becoming anything or anybody is 90% wanting to be what it is you desire, the rest comes naturally with a little bit of talent, support, and luck.

Taking the test says you've got more than what it takes to jumpstart you towards a life as an MFKer