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A large group of chicken walks in to a bar so the barkeeper says : " What's the special O-cajun?"


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A woman asks her husband for $10,000,the husband asks what for? Well I need a breast enlargement, the husband finally replies, handed her a roll of toilet paper. Puzzled the woman asks what do I do with this? The husband tells her to wipe her breast with it. Wipe my what?!?! she asks!!! The husband replies yes, look what the toilet paper did to your tush.

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Nice! Here's one for you golfers.a husband and wife are golfing. The husband says " have to confess I had an affair with my Secretary"she doesn't say anything. Later on, she turns to him and says"I have to confess, I used to be a man"shocked he says"what!?! You used to be a man,,, and you've been hitting from the yellow tees all this time?"

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chefwill said:
Difference between inlaws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted

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Lmao!! :D

This guy brings his classic car to a mechanic.
" It idles horribly and I don't know what to do, what's wrong with it?"
Mechanic says, "just crap in the carburetor."
The guy scratches his head and asks,
"How often do I gotta do that?"
 
A guy and his buddies are out golfing, a funeral procession goes past , he bows his head for a few minutes then takes his shot.his freind says"wow that was really respectful".he replies"I figured I owed it to her we were married 25 years"

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