Bad joke of the day

[xraycer]

A giraffe walks into a bar and says, "Hey, the high-balls are on me!"

 

[JK Monster Fish]

xD

 

[chefwill]

As long as it's a bad joke sure.high balls are on me! Good bad joke

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[chefwill]

A midget walks into a busy doctor's office the receptionist says"you're going to have to be a little patient"

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[chefwill]

A guy goes to the doctors and says"my stomach has hurt for like a week."doctor examines him and says"you have a piece of lettuce sticking out of your rectum"patient says "oh my"doctor replies"and that's just the tip of the iceberg"

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[FMA4ME]

What do you call a deer without eyes?

 

[ecoli73]

A deer blind

So an airplane was flying over Warsaw, the pilot said, on the left, you have the famous cathedral; after a few minutes, he said on the right, it's the city center...then the plane crashed. Why?


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[FMA4ME]

No eyed deer!! and if you take the legs off that deer??

The plane was in POLEland and hit a pole?

 

[ecoli73]

No eyed deer!! and if you take the legs off that deer??

The plane was in POLEland and hit a pole?

Well, if you are nerdy and know control theory, too many poles in the right hand plane.

If you don't get it, never mind


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[FMA4ME]

Uuuuh.. I get it..heh
As far as a deer with no eyes and no legs, ... still no eyed deer!! Lol, nobody liked that one?? sheesh